Huge problem for Lakewood

Jim O'Bryan · Post by **Jim O'Bryan** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:10 am

Last night while watching the Republican Convention I found out the only difference between a PitBull and a Hockey Mom was lipstick.

Do the dog wardens in Lakewood know this?

Are they prepared to check all hockey moms?

Are hockey moms even legal in Lakewood today?

Will hockey moms be grandfathered in?

If a PitBull owner puts lipstick on their dog will it be more legal than a muzzle?

This could be a huge problem for Lakewood.

FWIW

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Missy Limkemann · Post by **Missy Limkemann** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:22 am

OMG I seriously just spit out my coffee all over my laptop laughing so hard.
I missed the convention last night...I was sleeping as I found that to be a better use of my time. LOL.

Phil Florian · Post by **Phil Florian** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:25 pm

Jim O'Bryan · Post by **Jim O'Bryan** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:12 pm

Pit bull?

Hockey Mom?

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Ivor Karabatkovic · Post by **Ivor Karabatkovic** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:15 pm

That's a drop dead gorgeous hockey mom!

dl meckes · Post by **dl meckes** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:32 pm

I think Jim forgot the glasses.

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Jim DeVito · Post by **Jim DeVito** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:05 pm

Perhaps Both? Dooobie Doobie Doooooo

David Lay · Post by **David Lay** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:21 pm

Kinda ironic they used Heart's 'Barracuda'...do they know what that song is about?

dl meckes · Post by **dl meckes** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:34 am

David-

It's no different than Ronnie RayGun using Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" as a re-election theme because George Will liked the refrain.

Springsteen was fairly polite about it, as was John Mellencamp, when he asked John McCain's people to quit playing his music at rallies.

Lyrics mean nothing.

On a side note, the instrumental "Theme From M.A.S.H." was very popular ("Suicide is Painless").

I personally prefer Joey Ramone's "I Wanna Be Sedated" although there are far more than 24 hours to wait before this election will be over.

Dick Tuck used to tell people that "Mack the Knife" was Richard Nixon's favorite song so they would play it for him at rallies...

I'd never heard of a Pit Bull with lipstick, but I have heard that you can't put lipstick on a pig.

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sharon kinsella · Post by **sharon kinsella** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:33 am

There is also a little saying "You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear".

Jim O'Bryan · Post by **Jim O'Bryan** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:41 am

Ivor Karabatkovic wrote:That's a drop dead gorgeous hockey mom!

dl meckes wrote:I think Jim forgot the glasses.

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Ivor will need to buy them on his own.

sharon kinsella wrote:There is also a little saying "You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear".

Have you learned nothing from the Republicans? Do nothing, but cut off the sows ear, and call it a silk purse. It is that easy. At least 46% of America will see it as the most beautiful silk purse ever made.

David Lay wrote:Kinda ironic they used Heart's 'Barracuda'...do they know what that song is about?

I don't know David seems like they nailed it.

Lyrics to Barracuda

So this aint the end -
I saw you again today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the sun -
Kisses for real
And tales - it never fails!

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
Youd have me down down down down on my knees
Now wouldnt you, barracuda?

Back over time we were all
Trying for free
You met the porpoise and me
No right no wrong, selling a song-
A name, whisper game.

If the real thing dont do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, barracuda?

Sell me sell you the porpoise said
Dive down deep down to save my head
You...i think you got the blues too.

All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools - silly fools!

If the real thing dont do the trick
No, you better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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David Lay · Post by **David Lay** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:48 am

Jim O'Bryan wrote: At least 46% of America will see it as the most beautiful silk purse ever made.

...and it'll go well with a $300k outfit! </sarcasm>

Missy Limkemann · Post by **Missy Limkemann** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:18 am

David Lay wrote:
Jim O'Bryan wrote: At least 46% of America will see it as the most beautiful silk purse ever made.
...and it'll go well with a $300k outfit! </sarcasm>

I was just getting ready to post the 300k outfit. Yeah they are so in touch with the "real america" (again i made myself laugh so hard i spit out my coffee...my poor laptop)

David Lay · Post by **David Lay** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:54 pm

Heart's Nancy Wilson is steamed about GOP using "Barracuda" without permission:

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/09/ ... ponds.html

dl meckes · Post by **dl meckes** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:59 pm

As long as they pay for the use (ASCAP, etc.), they can play whatever they want.