Election Time Hits The Detroit Avenue Chow Line!

[marklingm]

Voting starts today!

[Paul Schrimpf]

"What this place needs is more cheeseburgers!!"

- Mayor McCheese

That is absolutely perfect for Detroit Ave., not to mention hilarious ... I can't stop laughing ... he says it with such conviction...

[Nadhal Eadeh]

Paul:

You're obviously aware of the chicken vs cow debate in the 'Wood.

In my opinion, the Detroit Avenue Chow Line needs more places to eat chicken wings.

Sadly, with the addition of Quaker Steak and Lube, this is only the 32nd place on the Detroit Avenue Chow Line to serve chicken wings.

Add it all up and it equals 237 different flavors of chicken wings on the chow line.

It is nothing to cut a ribbon over because according to chow line polling, 70% of chow hound respondents prefer cows, while 20% prefer chicken wings.......10% of chow hounds are undecided.

[marklingm]

With the opening of the McDonald's on the Detroit Avenue Chow Line delayed, Mayor McCheese's opponents go on the attack:





And Mayor McCheese does not get the much anticipated "ribbon cutting ceremony" bounce.

[marklingm]

From City Hall, "Mayor McCheese Strikes Back" ...







Get your scissors ready, I smell a "ribbon cutting ceremony" coming soon!

[marklingm]

The “Detroit Avenue Chow Line” debate grows even more heated as Mayor McCheese’s opponents allege that City Hall has “Sold Out” …

[marklingm]

Mayor McCheese adopts an old Lakewood political strategy and goes on the "washashore" attack:







Shame on you, Mayor McCheese!