what's next? a shakedown for lunch money?

[kate e parker]

http://www.barackobama.com/news/entry/t ... um=twitter

Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate—and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl.

we? yeah, ok. but i guess the campaign is right...the last time i used a gravy "bowl" was, uh, never.

[kate e parker]

wait, wait! i got it! my goodness, i should work for the obama campaign...."sell your plasma for obama!"

white blood cells got you down? don't fret it! let your cells work for the country and donate your proceeds to the re-elect obama/biden campaign! why get a "bowl" of bread when you can do so much more!?!

haha! i wouldnt put it past him

[kate e parker]

"why recycle your soda and/or beer cans when you can take them to the scrap yard and mail the proceeds to the obama/biden campaign? you might get only change for them but it could be "change that you believe in"!

the possibilities are endless for fundraising!

[kate e parker]

headline..."gold is at an all-time high!"

"turn your unwanted jewelry into somthing we can all believe in and get behind... some 'hope and change'! grandma's old ring? no problem! we can convert that into solar power! aunties gold crown? why, that can be used to fund our next luncheon for success! why drive your gold into a ditch when you can give it to my campaign? "

what? did someone mention "garage sales"?

haha

[kate e parker]

find something awesome on a treelawn? who cares if it would work well on your porch? just call "veterans for america" and write it off for obama 2012...they'll never know

[kate e parker]

"they'll never know"...

gonna be on an obama re-election bumper sticker before long.