What If The Hospital Board Ran Giant Eagle?

[Bill Call]

First reduce the number of employees so that service levels decline
then
eliminate the deli because there are a lot of delis nearby
then
reduce the meat department to a 5 foot section
and
start selling second rate produce
which leads
to declining sales
that they blame on lack of demand
then reduce the department to apples and oranges
and because of a decline in sales and
then
reduce customer service even more
and
if anyone complains point out that there is a Great Giant Eagle in Rocky River

then close the whole store
because no one in Lakewood shops at Giant Eagle

and besides they have a really great new development tidea that is so secret even they don't know about it.