Yesterday here in Lakewood, (or perhaps a bit before, but I had not noticed) we experienced the arrival of a strange object, being a square earth-like thing that appeared in the vacant lot that formerly held the Hilliard Theater, at Hilliard and Madison Avenues.
It is here pictured with the iconic Lakewood Observer banjo, that I offered up to it in friendship.
No green people have emerged from it yet... to accept the sacrificial banjo, but we are awaiting...something...
I did inquire of one of Lakewood's finest, who was observing it from a distance, but the officer said that he had no knowledge of it either.
Hummmmm, better get back to the banjo, before something or someONE transports it up....
