Hiallary or Trump

[jackie f taylor]

no big deal, just checking, without disclosing who you are, who is getting your vote? can we do this anonymously?

[Tim Liston]

Dunno who’s voting for who but here’s my prediction. Glad you asked…..

1) It becomes clear that Hillary has won even before the West Coast polls close. Trump graciously concedes by midnight EST. The Senate goes Democrat.

2) Alex Jones’ head explodes.

3) By EOY ’16 the Texas legislature votes to secede. Land in Texas hill country doubles in price in 2017.

4) Interminable investigations into voting fraud lead to nothing….

Or maybe here's what happens….

1) Hillary voters stay home and Trump manages to garner a fraud-proof majority. Republicans gain seats in both chambers.

2) Rachel Maddow’s head explodes.

3) By EOY ’16 the California legislature votes to secede. But nobody moves there and property values fall.

4) Interminable investigations into voting fraud lead to nothing….

Nights like next Tuesday are why God invented popcorn and sofas. Sit back and enjoy the shit-show on whatever network best confirms your political bias. No matter who wins, rely only on yourself and your family for your personal needs. Pretty much everything else is beyond redemption, certainly everything related to government and politics. I’ll be watching it all unfold from a hotel room right off I-80 in the middle of Pennsylvania.

[Tim Liston]

If my Google autofill is any indication, it looks mighty good for Trump....



And I put a lot of stock in Google autofill. Every time I type in "I hate the" it always fills it in with "Yankees". It's always right. And you can see I didn't even have to finish the word "vote"....

[ryan costa]

Hillary wins.

the same stuff happens regardless of whichever party had one.

Kasich gets the 2020 nomination.

[jackie f taylor]

WOOHOO TRUMP WINS OHIO...... WOW, IF YOU WIN OHIO, YOU WIN THE PRESIDENCY. boy am I surprised, happy as all get out, but shockingly pleased, it looks like the whole country, according to the color of the states, the country is bleeding RED, republican, Donald Trump.

[ryan costa]

I had not paid attention to the polls. I made my best estimate on how truly it seemed Trump pissed off the leaders of his own party. This was a learning experience.