Lakewood Observer to start charging for papers now

[Bridget Conant]

Don't want to see those "statements of fact" deleted.

[Corey Rossen]

Don't want to see those "statements of fact" deleted.

?? I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Bridget Conant]

Of course you don't

[Corey Rossen]

Of course you don't

Next time I will bring my decoder ring to sort your jiberush and all will be good. Thanks for contributing and helping run out the readership.

[Corey Rossen]

Looks like prices will be soaring sooner than later.

[cmager]

Mr. Rossen, don't you have a $100 picnic to organize?

[Corey Rossen]

Mr. Rossen, don't you have a $100 picnic to organize?

You need better material.

[cmager]

Mr. Rossen, don't you have a $100 picnic to organize?

You need better material.

"You'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip"
Reminds me that you're the one who expenses McDonald's on your JFF charity Form 990. Eating McDonald's as you plan great strides in pediatric cardiac care and your $100 picnic. Who does that - expensing McDonald's for charity?

[Dan Alaimo]

Gong!
(If anyone here remembers the reference...)

[Corey Rossen]

Mr. Rossen, don't you have a $100 picnic to organize?

You need better material.

"You'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip"
Reminds me that you're the one who expenses McDonald's on your JFF charity Form 990. Eating McDonald's as you plan great strides in pediatric cardiac care and your $100 picnic. Who does that - expensing McDonald's for charity?

You have Carte Blanche on here, you're in bed with the bosses, and that is the best you could do. Swear, send vile memes, be creative, step out of your comfort zone. You can do it all - membership has its privileges. Don't forget top pick up Jim's dry cleaning tonight, you know he hates it when you disappoint him. Serve him well, add a cup of coffee to his morning treat.

[cmager]

Mr. Rossen, don't you have a $100 picnic to organize?

You need better material.

"You'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip"
Reminds me that you're the one who expenses McDonald's on your JFF charity Form 990. Eating McDonald's as you plan great strides in pediatric cardiac care and your $100 picnic. Who does that - expensing McDonald's for charity?

You have Carte Blanche on here, you're in bed with the bosses, and that is the best you could do. Swear, send vile memes, be creative, step out of your comfort zone. You can do it all - membership has its privileges. Don't forget to pick up Jim's dry cleaning tonight, you know he hates it when you disappoint him. Serve him well, add a cup of coffee to his morning treat.

"Membership has its privileges"...you must know that you copied that unoriginal line from one of my replies yesterday. In that context "at least I won't be unoriginal" is sadly ironic in a self-awareness kind of way.

[Corey Rossen]

Mr. Rossen, don't you have a $100 picnic to organize?

You need better material.

"You'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip"
Reminds me that you're the one who expenses McDonald's on your JFF charity Form 990. Eating McDonald's as you plan great strides in pediatric cardiac care and your $100 picnic. Who does that - expensing McDonald's for charity?

You have Carte Blanche on here, you're in bed with the bosses, and that is the best you could do. Swear, send vile memes, be creative, step out of your comfort zone. You can do it all - membership has its privileges. Don't forget to pick up Jim's dry cleaning tonight, you know he hates it when you disappoint him. Serve him well, add a cup of coffee to his morning treat.

"Membership has its privileges"...you must know that you copied that unoriginal line from one of my replies yesterday. In that context "at least I won't be unoriginal" is sadly ironic in a self-awareness kind of way.

(Slow clap.) I was being ironic (also another movie quote).

Still waiting for you to unleash your creativity-laced anarchy. You are the member, let loose.

Oh by the way, your group still hates Lakewoodites and Lakewood's future because you have no plan for November 9th. Thank you for your constant deflections, maybe you should ask for keys to the Ececutive Suite in your club - maybe they can clue you in.

Unleash your wild side. Don't be afraid, you'll be comforted by your leaders.