m buckley wrote:Jim Kenny wrote:
"Brian: I will pray for you. Please accept my apology. Like many here, I’ve been amused how you’ve selectively pulled quotes, facts and data points to give these another context, even when targeted at me. Over time, however, your commentary, interpretations and conclusions have been untethered, imbalanced and unsettling. At best we can call these extreme, yet at their worst these border on pathological. I don’t want you to cross that line, as a return can be horribly difficult. I now feel guilty that I ever experienced pleasure when reading your rants. For this, I apologize and will pray for you. I do not want to be a contributor to your suffering. Godspeed."
Jim Kenny wrote:
"Brian: I’m uncertain what your latest rant is asking me. If it’s a plea for more prayers said on your behalf, please know it’s granted."
Mr. Kenny, what a thrill it is to catch you in the dual roles of "thought oncologist" and High priest of Build Lakewood. It's absolutely dizzying. First you're praying for us and in the next sentence you're denouncing us as pathological extremists. This is real Fire and Brimstone stuff. Bravo. Not to sound ungrateful (because really, who doesn't need prayers from Jim Kenny) but is there any chance you'll be handing out Indulgences on the side, maybe slip in a couple between rants against your neighbors? Make no mistake, you Deck Deviationists, you Pathological Extremists, prayers are fine, but Jim Kenny-sanctioned Indulgences, that's where it's at. That's the fast track to Build Lakewood Heaven and Salvation for us all.
Price Tag For Build Lakewood's Campaign: The Loss of a $120M 108 year old institution.
A few lines from Mr. Buckley: Priceless!
Based upon the number of texts I received last night in response to Mr. Buckley's post (including the words "I'm in tears") I nominate Mr. Buckley's post for the Deck's "2016 Funniest Satire Post of the Year"--and its only March.
Forget moving City Hall to downtown, the Wreck Center, the First Federal of Lakewood Office Tower or the Juris Micro-tel as possible land uses for the "empty building" former hospital site.
As one of the leaders of the "Infidel Pathological Extremists" may I now suggest the highest and best use for the land is the new "Summers Build Lakewood Mosque-Cathedral" A new and innovative "Thought Oncology Clinic" to promote health and wellness and "convert" us to the "Healthiest City In America" The "Build" faithful will emerge glassy-eyed ready for crusade-style jihad to wage a holy war on "cancerous thoughts" that resist the ideology of "economic revitalization of downtown."
Squadrons of "Conformity Thought Police" could be dispatched instantly and the Infidels spreading cancerous dissent could be brought back to the Thought Oncology Clinic straight away--no need to go to Fairview. Pope Fitzgerald's newspapers will be dropped from life-flight copters overhead. The new healthcare Clinic--a symbol of unity and healing designed to avoid "more damage to the fabric of Lakewood."
As I laid my head on the pillow last night, my last thoughts were the images of Cardinal Jim Kenny kneeing beside and Imam Jay Carson on the floor bowing to the east praying to for my soul as the misguided radical infidel--I could hear Jay chanting "convert, convert, convert"--he's left his front porch light on for me---and Jim whispering "repent, repent repent".
Oh what a warm feeling of neighborly healing I felt as I drifted off into sound peaceful sleep.