The Observation Deck

I found this image of the director of the Lakewood Public Library.

Mr Warren is one of Lakewood's greatest assets.

Still this photo begs for some captions. So please "quote" the file
and fill in some.


At an early LO Advisory Board Meeting Ken Warren assures
everyone, "Come on we all know he is smarter than the publisher,
and much better with his facts."

next!
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I'd like to introduce the first person to declare themselves for the job of Lakewood's mayor.

Mr. Warren's presentation on the difficulties of dealing with the Cleveland Plain Dealer and Cleveland Public Library hit a snag when his graphic representation of their tactics did not come with a long enough nose.

“If you promise not to tell anyone that I’m drinking out of a plastic water bottle, I promise not to release this photograph of you talking to a wooden puppet.â€

"Ken Warren, Director of the Lakewood Public Library, is pictured here with _(enter local elected official's name)_ at a recent advisory meeting."

"Stop listening to Honest John and Gideon! Listen to the likes of Cicero instead – 'If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.'"

"Hello Mr. Warren! Due to recent cutbacks at Travelocity, the regular Travel Gnome has been let go and I'm his replacement. I hear that as of July 1st you will be retiring. I'm here to help you with your retirement travels. Now then....where do you wish to go and will this be one way or round trip?"

“No one ever seems to take me seriously when this dummy, Ken Warren, sits next to me.â€

Concerned citizens listen as the city announces plans to turn anyone who does not obey their parents into donkeys.

"Please don't grow up to be like your brother."

Or...to simply state... in the manner of the master:

Evidently, this illustrative and gregarious depiction would seem to envelop a demonstrative and loquaciously eloquent dialectic parody, encased in a sublime and evocative monasterial musing.

Gary--- Let's keep it simple----------these feet are good

Library staff has caught a youth spending excessive time using library computers to look at pictures of naked trees.

Lakewood Public Library staff make it a POINT to being on time to all meetings.

Pinocchio and I will now demonstrate the "Cone of Silence."