As the columnist who brought you "Over The Top And Down The Wall" some time ago in the Lakewood Observer about the age- old controversy as to how one should display their toilet paper, it has come to my attention that, of late, there have been several articles now reporting that the use of soft toilet paper, made from non-recycled wood, might not be the most environmentally constructive idea.

It seems that fresh trees are needed for establishing that special softness in paper that some people love to experience.

What, therefore say you?
Is it time to return to corncobs and catalogues, as in the old outhouse days?
Or perhaps, to those ubiquitous brown butcher-paper wrappers?
Since the ethanol industry seems to be presently having a rough time, perhaps all of those corncobs could have a new life once again...

Now this should be a controversy that we can all sit down and discuss...
