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Police Find Swastika Cut Into Acres Of N.J. Cornfield

Back behind the towering corn is a message that can only be seen from the air.

It is one of the most infamous symbols of hate -- a swastika -- cut into acres of cornfields in Washington Township, Mercer County.

The Nazis realized we are better than them because we eat so much Corn. Corn is American.

So they're trying to assimilate the power of Corn(America) through an Indo-Aryan ritual antithetical to the Kaballah craze so many successful celebrities are on.

But Orville Reddenbacher's got our back. He is blocking the nazi mantra from the astral plane.

ryan costa wrote:The Nazis realized we are better than them because we eat so much Corn. Corn is American.

So they're trying to assimilate the power of Corn(America) through an Indo-Aryan ritual antithetical to the Kaballah craze so many successful celebrities are on.

But Orville Reddenbacher's got our back. He is blocking the nazi mantra from the astral plane.

We finally agree on something.