Lakewoodites So Healthy that Avon Hospital is Desperate For Patients?
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:54 am
Below is an email sent by CCF Avon Hospital at 2:00 am today drumming up patients.
The CCF Avon hospital has been open for a while now but has many empty beds while Fairview Hospital & ER remains jammed and over flowing.
Notice the fluffy claims made in the email: "beautiful architecture, functional efficiency and advanced technology"
Perhaps Avon hospital is having trouble because Lakewood has become the healthiest city in America just thinking about "space-aged technology" coming to the Lakewood Specialty Referral Center. You know, technology like: physicians assistants and doctors in residency with those stethoscope thingys.
Lakewood is gonna be great again!
RE: Cleveland Clinic Avon Hospital Is Now Open
Cleveland Clinic - Avon Hospital
With the opening of Avon Hospital, you won’t have to leave Cleveland Clinic or Lorain County to get world-class inpatient care.
Get better-coordinated treatment.
Choosing to continue your care within the Cleveland Clinic system ensures a seamless transition from your physician to inpatient care and back. Your doctor and the doctors, nurses, pharmacists and therapists at Avon Hospital will function as a fully coordinated team during and after your stay.
Maximize safety and minimize costs.
When a hospital doesn’t have complete access to your medical history, it is primarily up to you to recall your prior tests, lab results and medications. Any inaccuracy or forgetfulness may expose you to risks like dangerous drug interactions and the unnecessary expense of duplicating tests you’ve already undergone.
Avon Hospital staff will have immediate, ongoing visibility to your Cleveland Clinic electronic medical records, so we’ll always know exactly what you need—and what you don’t—during your stay.
Experience the benefits of the “hospital of the future.”
Avon Hospital offers an exceptionally welcoming environment for patients and guests. By integrating beautiful architecture, functional efficiency and advanced technology into the space, our facility is designed to promote healing and reduce hospitalization costs.
So if you need inpatient care, tell your caregivers, your family and your medical transport that you want to come to Avon Hospital. We look forward to serving you.
Sincerely,
Rebecca Starck, MD
President, Avon Hospital
The CCF Avon hospital has been open for a while now but has many empty beds while Fairview Hospital & ER remains jammed and over flowing.
Notice the fluffy claims made in the email: "beautiful architecture, functional efficiency and advanced technology"
Perhaps Avon hospital is having trouble because Lakewood has become the healthiest city in America just thinking about "space-aged technology" coming to the Lakewood Specialty Referral Center. You know, technology like: physicians assistants and doctors in residency with those stethoscope thingys.
Lakewood is gonna be great again!
RE: Cleveland Clinic Avon Hospital Is Now Open
Cleveland Clinic - Avon Hospital
With the opening of Avon Hospital, you won’t have to leave Cleveland Clinic or Lorain County to get world-class inpatient care.
Get better-coordinated treatment.
Choosing to continue your care within the Cleveland Clinic system ensures a seamless transition from your physician to inpatient care and back. Your doctor and the doctors, nurses, pharmacists and therapists at Avon Hospital will function as a fully coordinated team during and after your stay.
Maximize safety and minimize costs.
When a hospital doesn’t have complete access to your medical history, it is primarily up to you to recall your prior tests, lab results and medications. Any inaccuracy or forgetfulness may expose you to risks like dangerous drug interactions and the unnecessary expense of duplicating tests you’ve already undergone.
Avon Hospital staff will have immediate, ongoing visibility to your Cleveland Clinic electronic medical records, so we’ll always know exactly what you need—and what you don’t—during your stay.
Experience the benefits of the “hospital of the future.”
Avon Hospital offers an exceptionally welcoming environment for patients and guests. By integrating beautiful architecture, functional efficiency and advanced technology into the space, our facility is designed to promote healing and reduce hospitalization costs.
So if you need inpatient care, tell your caregivers, your family and your medical transport that you want to come to Avon Hospital. We look forward to serving you.
Sincerely,
Rebecca Starck, MD
President, Avon Hospital