Cliff Jumper Stopped Yesterday
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:26 am
Yesterday, I was going up Riverside Dr. to Madison. When I got to Maile I saw a guy sitting on the inside of the guardrail. My heart started beating really fast and my stomach started to contract.
I grew up on Graber and I the only time I ever got spanked was when I went near the cliff and I did that quite often. I just wanted to see the park, but my parents thought that was a really bad idea.
Anyway, I pulled onto the next street, parked and and called 911. I explained what I saw and where I was. I gave all the information and then the rest of conversation got really stupid. Dispatcher "Can you see him" "No I drove a block away to call. "What is he doing" "I don't know I can't see him, I'm a block away on the side street" "Can you drive to where you can see him" "No, I don't want to scare him" "What's he doing now?" "I don't know I can't see him".
Then the best one, "What's he wearing" "A shirt with red, white and blue flag markings and a bandanna of the same material". "Any other distinguishing features" "YEAH, HE'S ON THE INSIDE OF THE GUARD RAIL, COULD YOU GET A CAR OVER HERE?"
A car was finally sent out and they got him off the cliff, but for pete's sake.
I grew up on Graber and I the only time I ever got spanked was when I went near the cliff and I did that quite often. I just wanted to see the park, but my parents thought that was a really bad idea.
Anyway, I pulled onto the next street, parked and and called 911. I explained what I saw and where I was. I gave all the information and then the rest of conversation got really stupid. Dispatcher "Can you see him" "No I drove a block away to call. "What is he doing" "I don't know I can't see him, I'm a block away on the side street" "Can you drive to where you can see him" "No, I don't want to scare him" "What's he doing now?" "I don't know I can't see him".
Then the best one, "What's he wearing" "A shirt with red, white and blue flag markings and a bandanna of the same material". "Any other distinguishing features" "YEAH, HE'S ON THE INSIDE OF THE GUARD RAIL, COULD YOU GET A CAR OVER HERE?"
A car was finally sent out and they got him off the cliff, but for pete's sake.