TRASH ON YOUR LAWN
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:57 pm
To the citizens of Lakewood: does anyone other than myself think that the "Lakewood" (har har) Sun Post wants to trash our city by throwing their tripe ( I assume it is a complimentary copy of their "newspaper") on our lawns, driveway aprons, etc., anywhere but on our porches? Does anyone other than myself think that it makes our city look like a ghetto driving down the street, newspapers in flowerbeds, on tree lawns, etc, anywhere but the porch? (Do you think, as I do, that it is not really a community newspaper, and in fact doesn't give a darn about our community, and is possibly written by third graders in India?) If you do, please call Sun Newspapers and let them know, and call their advertisers and let them know too.
To Mr. Ryan Demro: is it possible to write a law saying that if you didn't specifically order trash thrown on your lawn, that if one DOES throw trash on your lawn (whether it is an empty coke bottle or a so-called community newspaper) that they can be fined, etc? According to the Lakewood PD, if I publish a newspaper I can throw it anywhere I dag-gone please and it won't be considered littering, so long as it is a newspaper.
To Jimmy "Jazz" Reynolds, Circulation director at the Sun: this has been going on for a while. Do you think you could ask your boss for a couple more pennies to hire responsible delivery people? You didn't hire illegals, did you?
To John M. Urbanchich, President of SUN: do you and your neighbors get trash thrown on your lawn too? You don't? I'm sorry -- where do you live? I would be happy to come and throw copies the LO all over your lawn, drive and flowerbeds, free of charge.
To Dan Miller, Westside Ad Manager: Can you imagine how much coin you would make if you worked for the LO? You deserve better than the SUN. Think about it.
And to the writers and editors at the LO: thanks for providing Lakewood's ONLY community newspaper.
This is the greatest city in the world -- KEEP LAKEWOOD BEAUTIFUL!!!
--Moosman
To Mr. Ryan Demro: is it possible to write a law saying that if you didn't specifically order trash thrown on your lawn, that if one DOES throw trash on your lawn (whether it is an empty coke bottle or a so-called community newspaper) that they can be fined, etc? According to the Lakewood PD, if I publish a newspaper I can throw it anywhere I dag-gone please and it won't be considered littering, so long as it is a newspaper.
To Jimmy "Jazz" Reynolds, Circulation director at the Sun: this has been going on for a while. Do you think you could ask your boss for a couple more pennies to hire responsible delivery people? You didn't hire illegals, did you?
To John M. Urbanchich, President of SUN: do you and your neighbors get trash thrown on your lawn too? You don't? I'm sorry -- where do you live? I would be happy to come and throw copies the LO all over your lawn, drive and flowerbeds, free of charge.
To Dan Miller, Westside Ad Manager: Can you imagine how much coin you would make if you worked for the LO? You deserve better than the SUN. Think about it.
And to the writers and editors at the LO: thanks for providing Lakewood's ONLY community newspaper.
This is the greatest city in the world -- KEEP LAKEWOOD BEAUTIFUL!!!
--Moosman